holy shit!
i never knew looking for places would be difficult!
Shitz and giggles! telling my mom how i swallowed my piercing!
Mom: como te lo tragaste? ( how did you swallow it?)
Me: i was eating a corn dog..
Mom: un condon? ( a condom?)
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha no mom a CORN DOG
Mom: oh ok, yah te entiendo. ( ok i understand)shes got high expectations of you
i know right i was laughing my butt off! i was no mother i havent done that!
You are fulfilling every woman’s wildest fantasies
You are the husband that they never had
You are that dream guy that never came along
(Source: palmhardy)
